"Nasty looking crew you got to handle out there this
morning, judge," said the court officer. "Where did the
cops find all those crooks?"
The judge replied, "The crooks won't be here for another
fifteen minutes. Those are the lawyers."



NBC announced "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart".
If you know your way around the Stock Market, she wants to talk to you !

OK, so it's not a joke, or is it ?

There is a 'hanging Railroad' in this German city...





   
Visit Wuppertal

There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game.
The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move.
So the first one says to the others (loud enough for the women
ahead to hear), "I think I want to move to California, there are
only 100 Catholics living there... "
The second guy speaks up and says, " I want to move to Washington,
there are only 50 Catholics living there..."
The third guy speaks up and says," I want to move to Idaho, there
are only 25 Catholics  living there..."
One of the nuns turns around and looks the third guy in the eye
and calmly says, "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any
Catholics there."